Recorded in 2002 at Primetime Studios in Pelham New York. Produced by Artie Dillon.

Personnel: Eric Pleska (vocals), Dan Paprocki (guitar)
Mike Conklin (bass), Tomislav (drums)

1.) F. It
2.) I Had Sex in New Jersey this Morning
3.) All the Same
4.) Always Know When You Lie
5.) I Know It's Wrong
6.) Bleeding Backstab Wound
7.) Had It With Everyone
8.) At Least I've Got My Beers
9.) I Had Sex in NJ this Morning
10.) Kick it
11.) Dump
12.) Crack Ho
13.) Forget It
14.) Turn It Around

Released in 2002 as a comedic concept album, the innovative project was later enhanced with narration tracks between each song to create a complete narrative audio story experience.